C’s random thoughts of the day

C: “Nicholas didn’t know where heaven is.” (pause) “Where is it?”

Mommy: “I think maybe it is in the sky? I’m not really sure.”

C: “I think it’s on a boat.”

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Mommy: “C, what are you doing?”

C: “I don’t think I want to tell you.”

Mommy quickly races to the scene of the crime. C is wrapping scotch tape around the coffee table (see, I TOLD you that they like scotch tape…). C looks up guiltily.

Mommy: “I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this until later.”

C: “Really??? You’re being so nice today Mommy.”
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C: “Under the swaddling, does Baby Jesus wear a diaper?”

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C: “Why does Santa come down the chimney?”

Mommy: “I don’t know, let’s Google it.”

Mommy: “It says that Santa started coming down chimneys for the Dutch children. That doesn’t help me at all. Why did the Dutch children need him to go down chimneys?”

C: “I thought Google knew everything. I’m so disappointed.”

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Comments

  1. Phantom Scribbler says:

    “I thought Google knew everything. I’m so disappointed.”

    I think I love C. If you’re ever giving him away, we will take him!

  2. Maybe on a boat, LOL. I think my fisherman FIL would agree with that.

    And yeah, Google has everything 🙂

  3. All those are classic, chichimama!

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