Overheard in the kitchen

The phone rings in the middle of dinner…

M: “It has to be one of your many relatives.”

Chichimama: “Actually, it’s an out of area call. Probably the Republicans looking for you. Can I tell them you’re voting for Hillary?”

M: “No!!!! I’ll be blackballed for life!”

Chichimama: “Ohhh, now there’s a thought.”

Answering Machine: “Hi, this is Hillary! We have reached a critical point in our campaign….”

Chichimama: “It’s fate. Clearly some higher being is telling you how you should vote.”

M: “I’m melting! MELTING I tell you!!!!”

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