- C took his first standardized test yesterday. In second grade. I know. There are so many things wrong with that statement.
- His reaction after the fact? “I never knew that something so easy could take so long.”
- My reaction (before and after the fact)? Barely controlled panic rooted in SAT test anxiety. I had to keep telling myself that if C didn’t do well on his first standardized test, it didn’t mean he wasn’t getting into college.
- That didn’t keep me from spending the next 24 hours trying to get him to tell me something about the test beyond “I had a hard time not raising my hand to tell the teacher everything that was wrong with the questions.”
- Apparently, one question asked what kinds of houses were found at the North Pole. C’s response? “The test was wrong. Because the North Pole is an ice pack, not a land mass. They must mean the South Pole. But a research station wasn’t one of the answers. So I went with igloo.”
- I threw up my hands at that point. Because really? What kind of a question is that?
Feb 24, 2010
Random Bullets of Standardized Testing
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· Feb 11, 2010
Overheard in the Kitchen
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· C: “Happy Birthday Mom!”
A: “Yeah, Happy Birthday! How old are you, 78?”
C: “No A! She’s 48!”
Chichimama: “My GOD, please don’t make this any worse than it needs to be! I’m 29!”
C: “Really? Cause Mrs. H is 29 and she seems a lot younger than you.”
Chichimama: “OK, fine. I’m not 29. But I’m not 48 either…”
C: “Oh, sorry, 47 then.”
Chichimama: “Clearly I need to start wearing sunscreen more often…”